2007-08-21 [Pillowthief]: He kills ninjas for a living. Doesnt matter to him, a ninja is a ninja and deserves getting what they get when they ask him what time it is.

2007-08-21 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Chuck Norris is scary. No joke.

2007-08-24 [Pillowthief]: Roundhouse kicks to the face are scary. Im glad he's on our side.


...And Mr. T. Just because a ninja cant say Foo' without sounding like an idiot. Yes, we claim him.


Foo'.

2007-08-24 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Then the ninja's claim Hitler.
Nyah.

2007-08-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Alright! ...Hitler!

2007-08-25 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: And the dictator of China.

2007-08-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Alright! ...Dictator of China!

2007-08-25 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: ....who else?

2007-08-25 [Mortified Penguin]: ...well... you can't forget Bruce Lee...

2007-08-25 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: oh yeeeeeah :D

2007-08-26 [Pillowthief]: Crap, forgot about that one.

2007-08-26 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: sucks for you.

2007-08-26 [Pillowthief]: Fine- we get Gandhi then.

2007-08-27 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Oh, forget that!!
Ghandi wouldnt pick sides.
Besides, he's passive about everything, you could like punch him in the face and he wouldnt do anything.
He's anti-violence.
Isnt he?

2007-08-27 [Mortified Penguin]: ...until he turns into the Hulk...

2007-08-27 [Pillowthief]: Then he turns into a ninja killing machine.

2007-08-27 [Mortified Penguin]: ...but what of the ninja turtles...?

2007-08-27 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Well, the ninja turtles are a given... ninja turtles...

2007-08-27 [Mortified Penguin]: ...and the fifth turtle? ...Giorgione?

2007-08-27 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: ...?

Theres not a fifth turtle.... >.<

2007-08-27 [Mortified Penguin]: ...but... what about the sixth? ...Salario the quadraplegic?!